Really outdated post

Of all things, they decided to put me on the cover of the English Proficiency Programme.

What, my Engrish no good isit?

On a side note, I found the pirate/pilot joke the funniest part in this year's Law Revue. Basically there was a scene with a some classic pirates such as Jack Sparrow and tat pirate from Peter Pan (forgot the name) moaning about how internet pirates are stealing the scene. Then this Asian pilot comes zooming in, thinking that it was a pilot meeting. Totally racist, but still freaking hilarious.

Clubbing

I remember 3 years ago, I wrote a post on how the clubs here were so ultra classy compared to the ones back in Malaysia. I take that back. Well, about ¾ of it anyway. I now know that the reason why they seemed classy at that time was because it wasn’t midnight yet. Past that ungodly hour, the clubs show their true colours. I’ve always thought that I’m pretty open-minded but really, people should not be humping each other in public and girls should not wear dresses which cover their private parts only half the time. Admittedly, it’s still good fun to go clubbing once in awhile, and much safer as long as you don’t drink yourself senseless and you’re with a sensible bunch of friends. Sure beats prancing around in the bedroom with music blasting from tiny laptop speakers.

Winter blues

I feel like I’m in the Kingdom of Malaria from the movie Igor, with dark clouds swirling overhead all the time. It’s quite depressing really. In summer, I was eager to jump out of my bed early for a quick run before it got too hot. Now, I wanna stay in bed til the sun comes out, which is like never most of the time.

If I were a mad scientist like those in Igor, I would invent a teleporter so that I can go somewhere nice and hot ala that guy in Jumper. I’d go swim in the warm ocean and sip on ice coffee (Malaysian style of course, not too creamy and not too sweet). I wouldn’t want a teleporter like the one in Star Trek, cos you need to teleport back to base before going somewhere else. And it won’t even work unless you stay still. Bah.

Jan 10. Malaysia. Wee!

Smacking Expensive Referendum

While other countries are combating poverty and worldwide, millions of people have lost or will lose their livelihood, New Zealand decides to hold a $9 million citizen’s referendum on whether smacking should be criminalised, which btw, won’t change the law.

Me thinks these politicians deserve a bloody good smacking for wasting money like this.