How NOT to have business

Translation: And when he is sick, it is God who heals

Sportshoes

Me: *super happy at my awesome buy of the day* Ma I bought new shoes~!!! Reeebok one

Mum: How much you buy?

Me: Guess~

Mum: 200

Me: 124.50!

Mum: Fake one ah

Me: =_=ll

Pau

Haven’t been updating much cos I’ve been busy travelling! Funny how there seems to be more stuff to do after I’ve finished studies..
Anyway, just another joke to add to my extensive collection of ‘pau’ (bun) jokes:

Q: What’s the terrorist’s favourite bun?
A: Boom Boom Pau!

Might not get it if you don’t listen to Black Eyed Peas, but I feel quite smart to have thought of that myself anyway hehe!

I will live a million years!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10615451

Mum needs a quotebook too

Me: Wellington zoo got this kiwi, one-legged one!

Mum: All kiwis are one-legged what

Me: =_= ll

Dad needs a quotebook

At the Bay of Islands…

Me: I want to go and swim with dolphins!!

Dad: Swim with dolphins for what, later go to the swimming pool I swim with you

Me: =_=

Shopaholic

This is what happens when you have too many clothes :(

But I'm putting 90% of the blame on the China-made rack :P

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My new buy today!!

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I don't usually buy shoes with "toe cleavage" (as sarah kee calls them) cos they're just a bit too sexy. But couldn't resist these, sigh~

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One day I'll blog about my fave shop where I got these, my Hush Puppies, Ecco shoes, Witchery and Cue clothes from!

Dad knows best

Quote from the infinitely wise Papa on convincing Buz to work in Singapore:

- Singapore so small but got so many people, New Zealand only got sheep! You think sheep listen to piano or people listen to piano??

Smile

The awesome folks at International Christian Fellowship gave a farewell booklet to all those who're graduating this year. It struck me how often my smile was mentioned:

When I was about 12 or so, I remember practising my smile in front of the mirror countless times. Looks like it paid off haha. Maybe I don't need braces after all.

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I don't know if my smile is particularly obvious, or whether all the other graduates got the same comments too. But I do think that my default position is to smile. Like when I'm stumped for answers in class, I just put on an insanely wide grin and hope that the lecturer will move on to other prey.

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It's kinda interesting thinking about what other people's default reactions are. I can think of other people who seem happy all the time, some who seem worried all the time, and some who seem sad all the time. I wonder if we're born a certain way, or whether it's how we were brought up that determines our default response. Probably a combination of both, as with all things.

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So that you don't miss my smile too much! :P

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PS: I'm blaming my big brother for the little chip on my front left tooth. Can't remember how he did it but he did it I'm sure.

Read Your Labels

I am somewhat of a health freak. Part of that involves scanning the labels of almost everything I buy. It’s a habit which I developed in my teens, when I was super highly weight-conscious. Also, I get bored in the toilet, so I got used to grabbing whatever stuff with lettering on it to read, such as shampoo and conditioner bottles. You get a few surprises now and then, for example:

Innocent-looking coconut-milk

Porn?!

Innocent-looking body shop lip balm

With cannabis

Don't play play, person you kiss might get high...

Tweet

I was googling one of my sort-of-friend’s name just to see what would come up, and found out that he/she knows one of the top bloggers in Malaysia! How cool is that! Not revealing either name cos it’s just a bit stalkerish to be googling people’s names.. Just to clarify, I don’t do it all that often; it was just a random impulse. Really.

This post is so short I should’ve twittered/twitted it (whichever term people use). Alas my technological capacities aren’t that advanced yet.. I got a bit put off when I saw that one of the hottest topics on Twitter is “goodnight”. Like, duh.

Btw did you hear? Youtube, Twitter and Facebook are merging! Their new name is You Twit Face. (Haha, jokes)

Girl Talk

A girly conversation at our flat resulted in the following conclusions:

Black guys like looking at booties

White guys like looking at boobies

Asian guys like looking at slim girls

Indian guys look at girls overall in an unfocused way, cos their girls are supposed to cover up

(PS: I take no responsibility for the accuracy of these statements! But you’re welcome to dispute them lol)

Really outdated post

Of all things, they decided to put me on the cover of the English Proficiency Programme.

What, my Engrish no good isit?

On a side note, I found the pirate/pilot joke the funniest part in this year's Law Revue. Basically there was a scene with a some classic pirates such as Jack Sparrow and tat pirate from Peter Pan (forgot the name) moaning about how internet pirates are stealing the scene. Then this Asian pilot comes zooming in, thinking that it was a pilot meeting. Totally racist, but still freaking hilarious.

Salesman with sense of humour

Went to return a pair of earphones cos the clips wouldn't fit properly.

Half-marathon

Evolution

2006

2007

2008

2009

Happy 28th darling, you've obviously had a hair-"razing" time!

Happy thoughts

I love Wellington on a sunny day!

When I was younger, I used to like looking at clouds and let my imagination run wild.. Seldom do that nowadays, just goes to show how adulthood is killing my creativity. I kinda think the cloud on the lower left hand corner looks like a mermaid lying down.

Other happy thoughts:

Successfully peeling off the aluminium cover on my yoghurt container without ripping it

Having fun after exams!

Going to Melbourne

Wendy's face when she sees the birthday card I sent her

Having awesome flatties~

Speaking about flatmates, me n my flatties got a MONSTER of a cauliflower!

Just to show how ginormous it is...

Bigger than Mich's head, lol...

Mich said that a cauliflower actually looks like the human brain.. so we're in the process of devouring a plant brain! Hopefully will make us smarter for exams, muahaha

First time on Youtube!

I'm on my way to stardom, muahaha~ it's weird watching myself on video though, painful even...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iylWTfdSYg

Not telling where I am, watch the whole video! :P

Happy Rat Year to my non-existent readers! I love you all!

Just some dumb answers I came up with when my dad asked me a genuine question:

"What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?"

- One has a Mini (Minnie)

- One's attached to the computer

- One has a race

- Different spelling lah, duh...

For a technical geeky answer, please go to http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-rats-and-mice.htm

Yes! My adoring masses still love me!

As evidenced from the ONE comment I got from dear Lainey.. and yes, that is the same pot I used to serve rice to my guests 6 hours later.