Pining

This blog is an unattended garden with overgrown weeds. Kind of like the way I feel right now- tired, unappreciated, competing for some sunshine with gazillions of other weeds.

At least the guy next door whom I share a toilet with acknowledges what I do:



This is a dreary season in my life indeed, Europe you cannot come a day sooner!

How NOT to have business

Translation: And when he is sick, it is God who heals

Corporophobia

= fear of going to the toilet. Don’t laugh, millions hit by it already! I think I have a high probability of developing this judging from the way things are going.

Last Mon, I was happily doing my business at the public toilets at Wangsa Maju when the door opened on me. $%@#!

This is the SECOND time this has happened to me, and I really don’t know which is worse. The other time, it was the cleaning lady who opened it and announced to the world that I was shitting facing the wrong way, but this time it’s actually a GUY who opened the door. *cringes*

I had no idea that I was in the men’s toilet until I felt a weird sensation something might be wrong and turned around and saw to my horror someone looking in. WHO KNOWS HOW LONG HE’S BEEN LOOKING?!

In the split second I took to slam the door in that person’s face, I realised that the person looked suspiciously like a guy. My first thought was that he must have gone to the wrong toilet. Still I was pretty embarrassed and when I could hear him next door doing his business I ran like hell out of the toilet…




AND SAW THE STANDING URINALS I MISSED ON THE WAY IN… T_T

I really don’t know why I keep doing this kind of siasueh stuff. It seems to happen to me on a more than normal basis. Ah well, what’s life without some excitement huh.. See now both this guy and I have a story to tell our grandkids.

Personally, I blame the toilet signs for not being obvious enough. When you’re in a hurry, where got time to scrutinise the toilet signs! Don’t even get me started on the failing locks… Malaysian locks in particular seem to have a higher tendency of failing.

Me thinks that in general the difference between men and women’s toilet signs should be more obvious. Like this is definitely FAIL:


Toilet in bowling alleys, Sabah

These are quite creative, but the differences still need to be emphasised more. Somemore when you go bungy jumping u’ll surely be very nervous one right?






Women toilet signs should be in bright pink, labelled WOMEN big big. The toilet walls should be bright pink and with pink toilet bowls, fluffy chairs and all. The guys’ one, I don’t care. Just make sure a guy is always standing by the door.

As for these public toilets, I don’t even DARE to try..i just KNOW something bad’s gonna happen to me. Apparently the doors will open automatically after 15 mins, but I’m sure they’ll specially open it sooner just for me.


Photo from kennysia.com

Singapore or NZ?

As some of you might know, I am currently in deep thought as to whether to work in Singapore or New Zealand. Many have advised me to weigh up the pros and cons of working in either, hence the table below:



Usually the pro of one is the con of another, so I didn’t list down the cons. The result of this tedious exercise is…








I am still undecided.. aiiyahhh

Can also work in other places I guess, like Aus or UK, but I think those places will be even harder for a fresh grad to get a job. Might end up staying at home and baking chocolate cake to sell.

If you can think of any other pros of working in Singapore or NZ let me know lah! Terimakasihthankqueverymuch!

Note: I realised after publishing that the table is very small but can click on it to make it bigger! Dunno what to do this thing doesn't let me copy and paste my table from microsoft word :/ In microsoft word my table is very big and beautiful