Malaysian news is so fascinating, someone should make a movie out of it! ISA, trampling of Orang Asli rights, sodomy, murder trials.. even the world's best scriptwriter high on drugs wouldn't be able to come up with a more convoluted storyline. To save on costs, the movie makers could get monkeys to play certain characters... Bet the monkeys would get Oscars too for best performance.
On another note, being Foreign Minister seems to be a pretty awesome job. You get to tell the U.S to butt off, plus you get to fly to all sorts of places AND get paid for it. The current one's a lawyer by profession.. guess I chose the write subject to study!
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
Friday, April 04, 2008
My Ultra-progressive Country
‘Non-Muslims found committing khalwat (close proximity) with Muslims (will) also be held liable'
Speed-dating session:
Guy: So..are u Muslim?
Girl: Yes
Guy: NEXT!!
Guy and different girl khalwatting in park:
Guy: Wait wait, chup a second.
Girl: Why what's wrong?
Guy: I forgot to ask if you're Muslim lah..
Girl: Ya I am, I thought you knew that already
Guy: @^%^&#&! *flees for life*
In court:
Judge: So, you're charged under the offence of kissing a non-Muslim, have you got a defence?
Guy: I really didn't know it was wrong lah, the girl also didn't tell me until last minute..
Judge: Sorry dik, ignorance of law is no excuse. You are hereby sentenced to 10years jail and 5 strokes of the rotan. *bangs gravel*
Outside court:
"This is Tony D Angelo reporting for BBC World News. We've just had a young man sentenced to prison for kissing a Muslim girl in the park. This is the first time a country has imposed Islamic law upon non-Muslims, under the guise of it being a civil wrong. How far will this Islamic legal and political hedemony extend? When will it end, if ever? Stay tuned to find out."
Speed-dating session:
Guy: So..are u Muslim?
Girl: Yes
Guy: NEXT!!
Guy and different girl khalwatting in park:
Guy: Wait wait, chup a second.
Girl: Why what's wrong?
Guy: I forgot to ask if you're Muslim lah..
Girl: Ya I am, I thought you knew that already
Guy: @^%^&#&! *flees for life*
In court:
Judge: So, you're charged under the offence of kissing a non-Muslim, have you got a defence?
Guy: I really didn't know it was wrong lah, the girl also didn't tell me until last minute..
Judge: Sorry dik, ignorance of law is no excuse. You are hereby sentenced to 10years jail and 5 strokes of the rotan. *bangs gravel*
Outside court:
"This is Tony D Angelo reporting for BBC World News. We've just had a young man sentenced to prison for kissing a Muslim girl in the park. This is the first time a country has imposed Islamic law upon non-Muslims, under the guise of it being a civil wrong. How far will this Islamic legal and political hedemony extend? When will it end, if ever? Stay tuned to find out."
Monday, February 04, 2008
Happy Rat Year to my non-existent readers! I love you all!
Just some dumb answers I came up with when my dad asked me a genuine question:
"What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?"
- One has a Mini (Minnie)
- One's attached to the computer
- One has a race
- Different spelling lah, duh...
For a technical geeky answer, please go to http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-rats-and-mice.htm
"What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?"
- One has a Mini (Minnie)
- One's attached to the computer
- One has a race
- Different spelling lah, duh...
For a technical geeky answer, please go to http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-rats-and-mice.htm
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