My Ultra-progressive Country

‘Non-Muslims found committing khalwat (close proximity) with Muslims (will) also be held liable'

Speed-dating session:
Guy: So..are u Muslim?
Girl: Yes
Guy: NEXT!!

Guy and different girl khalwatting in park:
Guy: Wait wait, chup a second.
Girl: Why what's wrong?
Guy: I forgot to ask if you're Muslim lah..
Girl: Ya I am, I thought you knew that already
Guy: @^%^&#&! *flees for life*

In court:
Judge: So, you're charged under the offence of kissing a non-Muslim, have you got a defence?
Guy: I really didn't know it was wrong lah, the girl also didn't tell me until last minute..
Judge: Sorry dik, ignorance of law is no excuse. You are hereby sentenced to 10years jail and 5 strokes of the rotan. *bangs gravel*

Outside court:
"This is Tony D Angelo reporting for BBC World News. We've just had a young man sentenced to prison for kissing a Muslim girl in the park. This is the first time a country has imposed Islamic law upon non-Muslims, under the guise of it being a civil wrong. How far will this Islamic legal and political hedemony extend? When will it end, if ever? Stay tuned to find out."